This Week...

Wednesday -
The Klix, Neglected Youth, Nondenoms, Death or Glory
Thursday -
Drink Thursdays!
Friday
- the Germs, Krum Bums, Psych'd to Die
Saturday -
"Oh Say Can You Screen" Screen Print Art Show Opening & Dance Party

.....and get your Asbury Lanes merch here!!!!!

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and assorted craziness at the Lanes!.....click here to check them out!!!

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Wednesday July 1st

Punknite with....


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The Klix

"We're a hardcore street punk band from the suburbs of NJ. We love playing punk music mostly about today's fucked up society, living life, and a shitload of other topics. We've been playing live for a while and were fucking packed with live energy. We love to party and have a good time with our friends and love helping out the punk scene anyway that we can"
-the klix



Neglected Youth


-Young punks trying to live the "dream" from Scranton, PA

"Neglected Youth was formed around summer 2007. It was formed to keep the punk scene alive and because there wasn't too many punk bands in the area. Most of them had stopped playing. We are hated by most people but loved by some. We don't understand why because we play shitty punk rock. We play fast, loud, and FAST!!!! Our lyrics vary from street punk, to politics, to whatever the fuck we feel like writing about"
-neglected youth


Nondenoms

"4 out of 5, There is plenty of 'Oi' to go around for this trio. Rock it if you wanted the Offspring to go punk-rock."
-Heather Mac of YES! Weekly

"The only reason they're not signed is because they rock too hard."
-Bill Torkewitz of Electromatic

"opens with intense, in-your-face-energy with a driving drum beat and surging vocals that never lets up, The Nondenoms are a rowdy good time."
-Carla Kucinski Seward of Go Triad

"The album is altogether fun-times angst with outcast theme 'Kids in the Alley,' ultra-catchy 'Lil' Brat' and their very own dedication to stay-awake drugs with 'Adderall.'"
-Kristin Day of Mixer

&

Death or Glory

-Punk rock boys from Detroit, MI, on tour and on their way to big things..Come check them out while you can


*And as an added bonus..DJ's spinning punk vinyl all nite long, in between the bands..

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*check out drink specials in the
Lanes lounge,

cheap bowling,
&
Snack world inferno specials....

heres the deal
support good local punk rock

doors at 8
bands start at 9:00
all ages to enter, 18 to stay past midnight
21 to drink
id's a must
$7 cover
party til midnight for the youngsters
2am for those who are 21 and over
$7 for all u can bowl-punk nite special

*Check the specials boards in the bar for more drink yumminess

* Libations served by pretty layney and the charming pete pedersen

*the lady of the front desk, Ms. lori hatred, will make sure that all your bowing needs are taken care of

*and visit "snack world inferno", where the ever wondrous snacks for the masses will be ready for you..



 

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Thursday July 2nd

Tales from the vault presents...

Drink Thursdays
with

Daria's 21st Birthday Spectacular

Daria Cali is finally turning 21... after all these years we've all known and loved her, and now she'll be able to drink with us! Come out, buy her a drink, and show her a good time!



DJ Sweet Sweedersen will be spinning the fun, fun, fun tunes all nite long....

come.eat.drink.dance.bowl.
&
be merry

  doors at 8
18 to enter
no cover
21 to enjoy booze in the bar
$10 all you can bowl

Come get weird with us-

 

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Friday July 3rd

*friday nite at the Lanes with....



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The Germs

(YES!! This is the band that you think that it is..But just in case you dont know, read on...)

The Germs are an American punk band from Los Angeles, California, originally active from 1977 to 1980 and reformed in 2005. Their 1977 single, "Forming"/"Sexboy", is generally regarded as the first punk record from Los Angeles. The band's early lineup consisted of singer Darby Crash, guitarist Pat Smear, bassist Lorna Doom, and their most consistent drummer Don Bolles. They released only one album, 1979's (GI), and were featured the following year in Penelope Spheeris' documentary film The Decline of Western Civilization, which chronicled the Los Angeles punk movement.
The Germs disbanded following Crash's suicide on December 7, 1980. Their music was influential to many later punk and alternative rock acts. Smear went on to greater notoriety performing with Nirvana and the Foo Fighters.

In 2005 actor Shane West was cast to play Crash in the Germs biographical film, "What We Do Is Secret". He performed with Smear, Doom, and Bolles at a production party for the film, after which the Germs re-formed with West as singer. The new lineup of the band has performed a number of tours in the United States, including performances on the 2006 and 2008 Warped Tours.

with special guests...

 

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Krum Bums

Formed in early 2000 in Austin, Texas, The Krum Bums featured Trae Martinez on guitar, J.V. Krum on bass, Chuck Bum on drums, and the larger than life Dave Tejas at center stage. Starting their assault on the Lone Star State with a handful of instant classics, four years of ear splitting guitars and hammering rhythms have seen The Bums mature into a full blown modern hardcore attack that is reaching the rest of the world. Early 2003 brought second guitarist Justin Junk on board, and later that year Chuck said his farewells, leading to the addition of Ricky Felon on drums.

Besides playing countless Texas shows, big or small, city or town, The KrumBums have logged their share of miles and flat tires on the open highways. Tours with Cut Throat Hoods, Bob Murder and Strap Onz took the boys throughout the South and Midwest in 2002, and 2003s follow-up tour with Strap Onz along the West Coast and through the Southwest even included a stint supporting Slaughter and the Dogs.

Other bands who have shared the stage with The KrumBums include: T.S.O.L., Youth Brigade, Fear, Verbal Abuse, The Virus, The Casualties, Unseen, The Forgotten, Defiance, The Distillers, as well as many shows with local pals the Lower Class Brats, The Bricks and The Applicators


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Psyched to Die

-NJ punk thrash rock, friends, family, and employees of the Lanes
featuring members of Ergs, and Hunchback

And..our very own, DJ Jack the Ripper, who will be dusting off all the "old school" punk rock records from his attic to entertain you, in between the bands

doors at 8pm
show starts at 9pm
all ages to enter until midnight
21 and up to booze in the lounge
$13 presale tickets at ticketweb.com
$16 cover
$10 all you can bowl
21 to drink with the big kids in the bar

A guaranteed good time..

In the lounge...
*the ever lovely layney lanes will be feeding you her yummy drink creations..

*mister pete pedersen will make sure to tell you his "friendly, neighbor bartender tales"

at snack world...
*the girls will be prepared to fix you up, and will serve it up with a smile

at the front desk...
*the pretty lori hatred will be making sure that you all bowl right..she will also make sure that you get the best bowling experience that you can

 

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Saturday July 4th

Saturday nite at the Lanes...

"Oh Say Can You Screen" Screen Print Art Show Opening
&
Dance Party

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*While you might be celebrating the birthday of our nation, we will be celebrating the art of the screen print..Come celebrate both with us at Asbury Lanes..

"Oh Say Can You Screen"

curated by Parlor gallery's own,
Sarah Potter and Asbury Lanes's Pete Pedersen
The show will feature artists from all over the world, not to mention..local artists..

(all works will be for sale, save your pennies)

And after you see the fireworks, and see the art, stay for the "hot" new dance party, featuring our very own, Sweet Sweedersen, and DJ Jack the Ripper, and special guest selector..

*Come play with us-

(Here's a lil teaser of some of the prints that you will see at the show!!)

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Heather gabel and Horsebites

 

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Mike Ski

 

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Michael Hsiung



doors at 8pm
$5 cover
18 to enter
21 to drink libations in the lounge
$10 for all that you can bowl

*the sirens in the lounge will be luring you in to feed you drinks that will keep you there all night..

*snack world inferno will be frying up all the goodies..Make sure to fill up on tator tots before and after enjoying drinks in the lounge..

*the sirens in the lounge will be luring you in to feed you drinks that will keep you there all night..

*snack world inferno will be frying up all the goodies..Make sure to fill up on tator tots before and after enjoying drinks in the lounge......

 

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